Rush Job Calendar

This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. See further explanation below.

Negotiation

Friday

Friday

Friday

Thursday

Wednesday

Tuesday

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

16

15

14

12

11

10

9

23

22

21

20

19

18

17

34

30

28

27

26

25

24

39

38

37

36

35

34

33

1. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 5th .
2. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.
3. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for the usual end-of-the-month panic jobs.
4. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.
5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, together with non-productive Saturdays & Sundays.
6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping other days free for uninterrupted panic.






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