| Director | Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a locomotive Faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God |
| Project Manager | Leaps short buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a shunting engine Just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God |
| Services Manager | Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine Is slower than a speeding bullet Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if special request is approved |
| Project Engineer | Barely clears a prefabricated hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God |
| Engineer | Makes marks on the wall when trying to clear tall buildings
Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself Dog paddles Talks to animals |
| Trainee Engineer | Runs into buildings
Recognises locomotives two times out of three Is not issued with ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls |
| Apprentice | Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo-choo" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself |
| Secretary | Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them Freezes water with a glance She is God |
